Monday, September 26, 2016

Funny Investing Abbreviations - Joke

BSE: Bombay Se Exit; 
NSE: Nation Se Exit; 
F/O: Future Over;
NIFTY: No Income For This Year; 
PE: Plunge Endless; 
EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again; 
HNI: Has No Idea; 
PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam
SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently.
Source: As reported in The Economic Times By Sugata Ghosh, ET Bureau | Feb 13, 2016, 04.00 AM IST

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