Funny Investing Abbreviations - Joke

BSE: Bombay Se Exit; 

NSE: Nation Se Exit; 

F/O: Future Over;

NIFTY: No Income For This Year; 

PE: Plunge Endless; 

EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again; 

HNI: Has No Idea; 

PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam

SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently.

Source: As reported in The Economic Times By Sugata Ghosh, ET Bureau | Feb 13, 2016, 04.00 AM IST